The Coffee Table Book Nobody Asked For

THERE'S
TWO
KINDS
OF
PEOPLE
IN THIS
WORLD.

A love letter to anyone who's ever wanted to say what we're all thinking.

From the Pages

A small sampling of the full collection

Chapters

55+ entries across 9 categories
πŸš—
Driving
9 entries
πŸ›’
Grocery Store
7 entries
🍽️
Restaurants
7 entries
✈️
Travel
7 entries
πŸ“±
Tech & Social
7 entries
πŸ’Ό
The Office
6 entries
πŸ‹οΈ
The Gym
6 entries
🌍
Everyday Life
6 entries
Coming 2025
THERE'S
TWO
KINDS
OF
PEOPLE
IN THIS
WORLD.
…and assholes.

About the Book

A PERFECT GIFT FOR ANYONE WHO NOTICES THINGS

Some people return their shopping cart. Some people don't. Some people use their turn signal. Some people don't. This book is for everyone who has ever silently judged someone in a parking lot, a grocery store, or an airplane β€” and been absolutely right to do so.

Equal parts coffee table book and mirror. Designed to make you laugh, forward to your group chat, and quietly evaluate every person you know.

55+
Entries
9
Chapters
2
Kinds of People

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